Are men Necessary?

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Post by alextemplet » Mon Feb 04, 2008 11:38 pm

Okay, let's be honest here, if men are unnecessary to continue the species, then women certainly contribute nothing postive to society. I'm going to shamelessly and with obvious bias base my generalizations of women on my past relationships and conclude that women:

1) Never listen to a word men say.
2) Are excessively selfish.
3) Are lazy and never want to help with the housework.
4) Sit around watching tv all day while men work to support them.
5) Have bad hygiene.
6) Oppress and exploit men with the ultimate goal of enslaving the entire male race. (Can you say "sexism"?)
7) Only care about sex.

If men are unnecessary, then this barbaric race known as women is even worse than unnecessary; they are a full-blown plague upon the surface of the Earth, and must be all be exterminated, immediately.
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Post by mith » Tue Feb 05, 2008 12:38 am

Without men:

Who would open pickle jars?
Who would parallel park?
Who would kill the spider lurking in the bathroom?
Who would talk to the mechanic about that knocking sound and not get ripped off?
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Post by MichaelXY » Tue Feb 05, 2008 1:01 am

Not to mention all the lawns would look shabby, and dirty cars :)

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Re: Are men Necessary?

Post by mcar » Tue Feb 05, 2008 5:16 am

It's a matter of balancing the society and the environment. Nothing will be purposeful without the existence of both.
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Post by alextemplet » Tue Feb 05, 2008 5:36 am

Also, evidence indicates that men are much safer drivers.

Remember kids, friends don't let friends let their girlfriends drive.
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Post by Jones » Tue Feb 05, 2008 4:46 pm

Haha! I burst out laughing in the middle of class when I read this. And you guys realize there are lesbians for all those tasks right? lmao! I'm kidding I'm kidding. Ya'll may be unnecessary but you're not that bad.
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Post by Elen » Tue Feb 05, 2008 6:12 pm

Well I know which way I'D rather get my eggs fertilized, thank you (and its not the sperm-bank way)

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Post by Jones » Tue Feb 05, 2008 6:16 pm

Agreed, I'm not a turkey.
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Re: Are men Necessary?

Post by nibs02 » Wed Feb 06, 2008 12:11 am

Men are not ONLY USED to inject women for sperm, if that were the case then we would have devised a way to get rid of them while taking their sperm (as does black widows)... but they have other useful attributes *cough*inbed*cough* that other mechanical... artificial substitutions couldn't make up for.

Well that's the way I see it, better be good for one thing.

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Post by MichaelXY » Wed Feb 06, 2008 12:18 am

The more I think about it, the more I suspect the original post was just a gimmick to get people to click on the website used in the signature.

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Post by alextemplet » Wed Feb 06, 2008 5:13 am

I'm totally drunk right now and I think I just became a lesbian.
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Re: Are men Necessary?

Post by mcar » Wed Feb 06, 2008 12:38 pm

I have talked about this to my friend, and he said, "palso!"
If men would be necessary no more, would it be shame he said, "Just remove their p's, afterall there is no more use of them since sperm banks are now dominating their purpose. (Ahem!, would you agree?!)
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