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Post by JackBean » Mon May 28, 2012 7:26 am

Ah, you mean what a bacteria see from microbiologist?
http://www.biolib.cz/en/main/

Cis or trans? That's what matters.

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Post by JorgeLobo » Mon May 28, 2012 11:47 am

Yup!

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Post by michimichi » Tue May 29, 2012 3:37 am

hahha, i got it

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Post by wildfunguy » Sun Sep 09, 2012 2:15 am

I can't think of a joke about looking at cleavage that wouldn't be chauvinistic.

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Post by Ramseyson » Fri Sep 05, 2014 10:38 pm

One More Cool Jocks :
"Election and Erection are spelled almost exactly the same. They both mean the same thing too. A dick rising to power." :)
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Post by wildfunguy » Tue Dec 02, 2014 3:11 pm

Tiktaalik walks into a bar...

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Post by wildfunguy » Tue Dec 02, 2014 3:31 pm

Tiktaalik: "Mr. Behe, wake up!"

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Post by biologyhopkins » Tue Apr 21, 2015 8:23 am

here's one I heard earlier

Q: What is the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome?

A: Pull down its genes.

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Post by britainthemoped » Fri Feb 26, 2016 1:46 am

what is it with people here? I have the best joke: The queen of england the president of the united states of america, and the ambassador of france get in a plane. The pilot is drunk. The queen asks if she can drop a penny out the window. The pilot says "Sure, just don't hurt anybody." So the queen drops it out the window. Then, the ambassador of france asks if he can do the same thing with a bowling ball. The same thing happens. Then, the president asks if he can do the same thing with a nuclear bomb. The same thing happens. The next day, the ambassador of france is walking the street, when he sees two boys crying. He asks them what happened. "A penny fell and popped our balloon." He keeps walking and sees a family crying. He asks them what happened. "A bowling ball fell and killed our dog." He keeps walking and sees two boys laughing. He asks them what happened. "Daddy farted and the house blew up!"

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Re: one joke

Post by GeniusIsDisruptive » Thu Jul 13, 2017 4:00 am

JackBean wrote:Maybe you have seen it elsewhere

<N00b>Can someone explain cell division?
<Nerd> o
<Nerd> 0
<Nerd> 8
<Nerd> oo



Sorry, but it just doesn't work. Division by zero is undefined.

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