Member Quotes

[AstusAleator]

Ok so lots of people say lots of funny/interesting/crazy things on these forums, and I figured it would be fun to dedicate a thread to quote-worthy sayings that have been posted by members here.

I'll start the list with a few things I was able to pick out in a scan of discussions I've been involved in. I know there are a lot more, and better, ones out there, but I'm tired now and want to go to sleep.



“Relax, I was not trying to fluff your shorts.” – MichealXY

“I now seal the question.
Whoever replies next won't ever breathe the air for the next five seconds...LOVE LIFE! ” – mcar (in Last Person to Reply Wins thread – winner of the WTH?? award)

“Gravity is wrong, and intelligent falling theory is wrong. The reason for the pull towards the planet is because Earth sucks.” – MichealXY

“The real brutal truth of the matter is that this entire nation that our military is defending really means absolutely nothing to the people on the ground defending it; all that matters when you've got hot lead flying at you is your comrades to your left and right, looking out for them because they're looking out for you, and staying alive.” – alextemplet

“If you have it consistently, you need to improve your tennis.” – mith (on the topic of love)

“I much prefer "How not to fail at life" by P.Niss.” – kotoreru (discussing existential literature)

“I win.” – alextemplet

“guys i'm wondering what could be the effect of a full moon to fishermen's catch? would a fisherman turn into a werewolf so he could catch more fish or the reverse?” - js_daquilanea

[alextemplet]

Wow I made the list twice; I feel so special!

[alextemplet]

I think Astus deserves to be quoted himself, and not just because he started this thread:

"To those who said it couldn't be done: I wag my tongue in your general direction! Yeah, you know who you are." - AstusAleator (speaking about the popularity of the ecology forum)

[alextemplet]

"If anything, natural selection seems to work against intelligent people. Or i am just bad at getting a date." - MrMistery

[mith]

FOR THE RECORD....GOD AS MY WITNESS


MY GRANDFATHER....YES. MASON

I SPEAK THE TRUTH. I CHOOSE JESUS CHRIST FOR HE IS THE TRUE AND ONLY SON OF GOD.

FOR THERE IS NO HIGHER POWER. Wink



NOW WHERE DID EVERYBODY GO?????

~Deena

More crazy quotes in the fiber thread.

[MrMistery]

good one, Dave
truth be told, nothing short of a 9 mm could make me open that thread.

[AstusAleator]

Here's some other good ones:

ALL HAIL XENU!!!

So that would make furry people with flippers. Maybe we would call them Flumans.

do we have a fight forum? Cause this looks like it could get dirty...

Hehe, I love dumbing things down.

I sold my house and donated the money to biology-online for that star

(talking about his 5th "moderator" star)

If I kill the other me, would that be suicide?

I mean, could it be that we exist in "a million or more" and so there are many worlds too, everything is just a repetition of anything which is happening, and these "worlds" could be the other dimension of the universe. A single blink would be a time-travel--very fast than a fraction of a second.

(Yet again, winning the WTH?? award)

what are satanic principles? being an idiot?

I guess that's enough for now. This is kind of fun, but time consuming!

[MichaelXY]

I love this one.

AstusAleator

(Yet again, winning the WTH?? award)

lol

[alextemplet]

Here's two more replies to mcar's WTH? posts:

You're the most confusing person I've encountered on these forums. And that's saying something.

your posts aren't exactly the most useful on the forum, are they?

[alextemplet]

Am I allowed to quote myself? Here's two excellent quotes of mine from the "New Low in Creationist Thought" thread:

That logic has holes so big in it you can fly a starship through them.

(referring to creationist logic of a young universe)

That's why he cursed us with Hilary Clinton.

(referring to God's anger at all of the people who deny His existence)

[MichaelXY]

This one is classic.

Astus Aleator wrote:

WHAT THE !#_at_$%#_at_!$
Am I going insane? Every thread... GAH!

[AstusAleator]

Here's Sachin's answer to the age-old question

Gallus evolved from primitive species x of chicken..... so it was neccesary to mate x-species
with each other..... then some mutations occured in zygote..... Egg got layed..... x-species mother sat on it.... hatched..... then gallus species came into existance...... simple...

so Egg first....