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[MichaelXY]

I love this one by Mr. Mistery

by felicia on Fri Feb 03, 2006 10:09 am

1. How do man's teeth indicate that he is an omnivorous animal?

2. What are the special functions the stomach performs?

3.Describe the mechanics of digestion as food passes through man's digestive system.

4. Why may digestion be described as a breaking-down process?

5. What are enzymes?

6. Name the enzymes that are important in the digestion of starch, fats, and proteins.

7. How do the villi of the small intestine function?

8.In what respect does the absorption of simple sugars differ from that of fats?felicia
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Report this postReply with quote by MrMistery on Fri Feb 03, 2006 10:34 am

1. They are good for eating after doing homework
2. Digests stuff in people that do their homework
3. Food goes in after you do your homework and from then you know what happens.
4. It breaks down naughty students that don't do their homework.

LMAO

[Draco]

Just think what would happen if they copied those answers and handed them in.

[alextemplet]

Let's resurrect this thread, shall we?

ZOIKS AND AWAY!!!!

Zoiks and Away!

Zoiks and away

zoiks and away...

~zoiks... and away...~

zoiks... and... awa...

[Draco]

Only I can win because I rigged the game.

I wouldn't have admited to that.

I've cured it, just hold your breath, until you pass out.

Mith's cure for hiccups.

[wannabeaditz]

this thread is very funny (just thought i'd say something)

[MichaelXY]

Someone asked:

i am doing a research on how to bring a dead cell back to live which might lead to the bringing back of a dead person.please people ji need you guy to help on this by giving me articles,resaerchs publications,even give me possible theories available.

Mith quips:

Attach two bolts to the neck

Use lightning rod to harness electricity.

???

Profit.

Classic

[AstusAleator]

It seems we've found most of the good stuff so far. Maybe now would be a good time to establish a top 10?

[alextemplet]

This is talking about my home, but I still gotta admit, this is good, very good:

It's really sad that we've turned one of our biggest ports, and the mouth of our largest river into the nation's excretory orifice.

[AstusAleator]

I don't think I'd even want to hear what would be said here. Between the creationists' constant whining, the atheists' constant preaching, and my own constant ranting against the government, society, and various shades of the color green (Seriously, why do plants have to be so prejudiced as to look down on red algae? WTF???), I think that if we actually heard what goes on here, my ear drum would commit suicide.

[alextemplet]

Good to know I still got it!

[alextemplet]

Concerning the sexual reproduction of algae:

So a zygote and a zygospore walked into a bar...

[AstusAleator]

I just want to point out that my current signature quote is a joke I made up all by myself. I'm rather fond of it, so I'm posting it here for posterity

What did the parasitic Candiru fish say when it finally found a host? - - "Urethra!!"