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Postby jnkdna » Fri Feb 03, 2006 8:22 am

well u will be under anasthesia so as long as u dont wake up during the operation u wont feel any pain!!
i think probandus is the thing u experiment on! i dont know wat a ventriculus is either!!! :wink:
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Postby Dr.Stein » Fri Feb 03, 2006 10:52 am

"Ventriculus" is the Latin version for "stomach"
"Abdomen" is the Latin version for "belly"
"Probandus" is "Patient for experiment"

To study this blushing stomach, this is the procedure:

First, I need to dissect your belly to see your stomach inside. I will not anesthetize you, because under anesthetics you won't be available to communicate with your surrounding, thus you cannot blush in response to unavailable interaction.

After I face your stomach, I will try to make you blush with revealing your embarassing moments I knew from your parents and relatives I previously contacted via phone.

When you are blushing, I will examine whether your stomach turns red or not. I will record the data and upload it in this forum.

Well, are you still interested on my research? Need time to think? Ok, call 1-800-STEIN after you make a decision. I'm looking forward to getting your call :twisted:
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Postby ceilidh » Fri Feb 03, 2006 7:46 pm

omg jnkdna!!!!

u really want me to b sliced up????

how rude! hehehehehe



and stieny

r u a real surgeon? who has been a doctor??

and hav u worked for the nhs????

if the answer is yes to all three of the above then im more than happy to discuss this further


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Postby Dr.Stein » Sat Feb 04, 2006 3:20 pm

I am not a surgeon but I dissect animals for experiment. I teach in university (faculty of Biology, but sometimes go to faculty of Animal Medical, faculty of Medical, and fa culty of Pharmacy) and do research as well. I am into General/Animal Physiology, Reproductive Biology/Andrology, Endocrinology, Immuno(bio)logy, and recently into Conservation and Chinese Medicine Phylosophy 8)

I hope I don't disappoint you :roll: I like discussion as well.
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Postby ceilidh » Sat Feb 04, 2006 3:59 pm

omg!

ur stange person!

hehehehehhe im only playin

im not even gonna pretend i no wat those r

but alot of ologies!!!


it seems to me that the chinese medine phylosophy is slightly out of place tho
y u into that???


u must b like a hundred to no about all thos olygies hehehehehe

wat experiments do u do wen u disect the animals??



anyway i dont think im gonna get to no bout the blushin anytim soon
so unhappy hahahhaha


its all ur fault

cos i wudnt trust u not to leave a massive scar
n u probably cause sum sort of problems
u no like killin me
hahahahax
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Postby Dr.Stein » Sat Feb 04, 2006 4:52 pm

To be honest, I hate to read things with improper writing as you did. It starts me to "Aaarrghh!" and just skip it away. I am so sorry :(

I think this is not only my problem, everyone will feel the same. So please try to write properly ok? It is just my advice, you can ignore it, it is ok for me, don't worry. Thank you ;)
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Postby ceilidh » Sat Feb 04, 2006 6:42 pm

I think that if you are going to ask me to type correctly, then you should have made your request using the Queens English properly.

hahahhaa
im young ppl
cant b typin lik that hhehehe

sorry hun but u gonna hav to b lik aaarrrghhh! n read my awful writin hehehhee


hope it doesnt distress u tooooo much!!! hhehehe


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Postby jnkdna » Sun Feb 05, 2006 11:48 am

hey ceilidh i wud advice d same thin'. i used 2 type lyk u2! but d mod sent me a msg tellin' me 2 write appropriately!!

so now i write properly.(only in this site!! :wink:)
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Postby Dr.Stein » Sun Feb 05, 2006 1:12 pm

ceilidh wrote:I think that if you are going to ask me to type correctly, then you should have made your request using the Queens English properly.

hahahhaa
im young ppl
cant b typin lik that hhehehe

sorry hun but u gonna hav to b lik aaarrrghhh! n read my awful writin hehehhee


hope it doesnt distress u tooooo much!!! hhehehe


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No problem, my dear. As I told you, you can go on with your style since I know the meaning of "ignore" word mwahahaaa :twisted: ;)
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Postby ceilidh » Sun Feb 05, 2006 1:59 pm

oh no one cud ignor me!
cos id throw a temper tantrum!!! hahahah


u can try but u no ur gonna read it any way

c u jus did hahaha


neway u still didnt answer my questions


it seems to me that the chinese medine phylosophy is slightly out of place tho
y u into that???

wat kind of experiments do u do wen u disect the animals??

AND

the stomach thing

u gotta find out for me

especially now that i no ur a lecturer!!!


if u dont tell me then ur bad at ur job! hahahaha



im sure u cud ask sumone

u gotta no other lecturers
and profesionals maybe


it is ur mission
(whether u choose to accept it or not)x
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Postby Dr.Stein » Sun Feb 05, 2006 2:06 pm

I was trying to read your post but I am sorry I cannot continue. I am sorry if I missed your questions there but I decided not to read this bad writing anymore, not only yours but all writing that is written improperly. By writing this way it means that you don't respect the forum, you expect people to pay attention to you but you give us bad attitude, selfish ;)
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Postby ceilidh » Sun Feb 05, 2006 2:08 pm

hahhahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha
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