New unified theory of life based on Coriolis Force

[doodums]

http://sites.google.com/site/coriolislife/
Warnings:
It's a very long read, but then again it's trying to unify biology, biochemistry, psychology, neuroscience, anthropology, physiognomy, etc.
It gives no citations to science journals.

For some supplementary evidence, I give you the twirling motion of vines:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTljaIVseTc
And to really see how matter travels to "converging point" and "tail", I give you hurricanes in motion:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vB_KeKmMOYA#t=3m55s
When you watch this, imagine that each of those hurricanes is the formation of a leaf or human ear.
I've been taught that Mendelian genetics dictates whether the human earlobe is attached or free. But this theory is a simpler, more elegant explanation that really accounts for the infinite variability in human ear shapes and elsewhere. I've also been taught that all changes are attributed to genetic mutation, but the changes discussed in this theory are shapes and proportions. Not anything like the sprouting of a venomous horn.
Enjoy!

[mith]

Bunk.

[doodums]

Why specifically do you say that?