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Postby Diddy32 » Tue Sep 06, 2011 10:18 am

That's great you created this thread. I found out here a bunch of useful stuff that I have never known before:)
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Postby merv » Mon Oct 03, 2011 12:16 am

Ok, so this breeding program of yours. Have you considered invading Poland first?

Its a serious point, as the history of Genetics will teach you. I'm surprised this question hasnt been moderated out of existence by breeding it with a black hole.
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Postby biohazard » Mon Oct 03, 2011 6:48 am

merv wrote:Ok, so this breeding program of yours. Have you considered invading Poland first?


All in due time, my friend. First we need to have finished breeding our army of gargantuan Southern Elephant Seals before any invading can be done. After that we will repopulate the country with very tall and beautiful women.
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Postby merv » Mon Oct 03, 2011 2:01 pm

biohazard wrote:
merv wrote:Ok, so this breeding program of yours. Have you considered invading Poland first?


biohazard wrote:All in due time, my friend. First we need to have finished breeding our army of gargantuan Southern Elephant Seals before any invading can be done. After that we will repopulate the country with very tall and beautiful women.


i am worried that they will have your moustache and carry your shrunken head around their belts. Meanwhile, they will clone your headless form and make it do the dishes. they will not care that you keep smashing plates, they will order a new clone , whipping it continuously until it either dies or learns not to smash the dishes and so on ad infinitum. And your thoughts will be occupied with the fact that the seals they copulate with have larger penises than you, a flaw that they designed deliberately just to anger you. You should never have given them a brain the size of a goldfishes a goldfishes size of a goldfishes a gold a brainthe size of a folgishes fish god psi god.
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Postby biohazard » Tue Oct 04, 2011 9:13 am

Huh. I never realized things could go this horribly wrong. Men, abandon Operation Seal Invasion of Poland! I repeat: abandon Seal Invasion!!1

Now, what the heck am I supposed to do with all these very tall and beautiful women I've got!?
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