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Are men Necessary?

Postby allabout » Sun Feb 03, 2008 9:08 pm

Well, are they?

A recently separated friend sniffed at the idea of a whole 600 words on the subject.

''Since the answer is 'no,' '' she said, ''I don't quite see what you can do for the other 599.'' In fact, if men are on earth solely to preserve the species, there is already enough DNA in sperm banks to last for ages. Advances in cryogenics and turkey basting have rendered human males largely superfluous.

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Re: Are men Necessary?

Postby MichaelXY » Sun Feb 03, 2008 9:19 pm

allabout wrote:Well, are they?

A recently separated friend sniffed at the idea of a whole 600 words on the subject.

''Since the answer is 'no,' '' she said, ''I don't quite see what you can do for the other 599.'' In fact, if men are on earth solely to preserve the species, there is already enough DNA in sperm banks to last for ages. Advances in cryogenics and turkey basting have rendered human males largely superfluous.

So is this post. Now go do the dishes.
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Postby alextemplet » Mon Feb 04, 2008 3:53 am

And make me a sandwich.
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Postby MichaelXY » Mon Feb 04, 2008 4:24 am

LMAO. I laughed so hard I almost needed CPR. Make me a sandwich ... :lol:

And bring me a beer too.
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Postby alextemplet » Mon Feb 04, 2008 5:30 am

MichaelXY wrote:And bring me a beer too.


HAHA!!! I fell out of my chair laughing so hard!!!

And hand me the remote while you're at it.
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Postby dr. dugmore » Mon Feb 04, 2008 6:52 am

oh god!
guys! she knows our secret!!!!
burn the sperm banks!!!!!
before they realise they dont need us!!!!

before its too late....
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Postby MichaelXY » Mon Feb 04, 2008 7:27 am

It does not matter. We own the sperm banks...lol
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Re: Are men Necessary?

Postby biohazard » Mon Feb 04, 2008 1:04 pm

No, men are not necessary. They're actually totally useless, at least that's what my wife keeps saying.

But worry not, my fellow wastes of space and good food: as we are now officially obsolete, we can fully concentrate on what we do best: lay on the couch, drink beer and watch sports. And for some curious reason, even if we are of no use, plenty of women seem to want to have one of us next to them. Maybe because it is fun to have a near-extinct animal that you can cuddle up to now and then.

And when the time comes that men are gone for good, I sure as hell am glad to be gone as well, for who could bear to live in a world full of PMS-suffering women catfighting one another every day, when there is nobody to balance out their mood swings?! ;)
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Postby Jones » Mon Feb 04, 2008 4:48 pm

Not only are they unecessary, they're annoying too... ;)
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Re: Are men Necessary?

Postby Draco » Mon Feb 04, 2008 5:39 pm

Some are annoying, not all. No one tells me that I'm annoying, exept maybe my parents.
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Postby Jones » Mon Feb 04, 2008 5:49 pm

:D Trying to save yourself are you Drakey? lol
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Postby Draco » Mon Feb 04, 2008 7:03 pm

Not just me but all those that deserve it.
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