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[MichaelXY]

I love this one by Mr. Mistery

by felicia on Fri Feb 03, 2006 10:09 am

1. How do man's teeth indicate that he is an omnivorous animal?

2. What are the special functions the stomach performs?

3.Describe the mechanics of digestion as food passes through man's digestive system.

4. Why may digestion be described as a breaking-down process?

5. What are enzymes?

6. Name the enzymes that are important in the digestion of starch, fats, and proteins.

7. How do the villi of the small intestine function?

8.In what respect does the absorption of simple sugars differ from that of fats?felicia
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Report this postReply with quote by MrMistery on Fri Feb 03, 2006 10:34 am

1. They are good for eating after doing homework
2. Digests stuff in people that do their homework
3. Food goes in after you do your homework and from then you know what happens.
4. It breaks down naughty students that don't do their homework.

LMAO

[Draco]

Just think what would happen if they copied those answers and handed them in.

[alextemplet]

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[Draco]

Only I can win because I rigged the game.

I wouldn't have admited to that.

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[wannabeaditz]

this thread is very funny (just thought i'd say something)

[MichaelXY]

Someone asked:

i am doing a research on how to bring a dead cell back to live which might lead to the bringing back of a dead person.please people ji need you guy to help on this by giving me articles,resaerchs publications,even give me possible theories available.

Mith quips:

Attach two bolts to the neck

Use lightning rod to harness electricity.

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[AstusAleator]

It seems we've found most of the good stuff so far. Maybe now would be a good time to establish a top 10?